Yeah, that’s what Harry says whenever his head lightning shiet scar crack hurts. That is also what Mattias and I say every 10 seconds, and we sigh every 10 milisecond.

For the last two days, (today and yesterday), we have walked for about 30 to 40 kilometres.  That is a lot for Mattias, and like Mt. Everest for me. Yesterday we got to visit the Science museum, which was semi-fun, or semi-boring if your in that pessimistic bitchy mood. Simulator was cool, and fun, and I even felt sick just after being tumled around on the same spot. Bad.

Then we went to British History Museum. We didn’t go everywhere, but it was awesome just because there was huge DINOSAURS! RAAWRWRAR GRAAAHAH AMAGAAAD THERES A BIG T REX OVAH THEEH RUUUUN FORREST RUUUN RAAAWWWR!

Then we went far far away. To Parliament thingy and the Big Ben. Then we went to the Movieum, which totally gave Mattias and me hugh boners. There was Batman suit, Superman suit, Bond stuff, Johnny English stuff, Star Wars sets and costumes. And a lot more! Plus, the really cute girl at the counter gave me and Matte a discount. Mustve been my hair…

Then we walked around and found BFI IMAX where we bought tickets for the Kung Fu Panda movie. And then we went to London bridge, just to see that it wasnt Tower Bridge and really sucked. Then we went to Tower Bridge, and then the Tower. But the stupid son of a icecreams in London where rebuilding some udnerground lines so we had to walk a distance equivalent of the trip to Pluto by horse carriage.

We also visited Harrods. The guards there are lame, and the whole place sucked the life out of me. I was sad for a long time.

Then we got to the Kings Cross station, where we found platform 9 and 3 quarters. It was fun, and I came to the conclusion that I liked my face too much to actually run into the wall. But I did slowly rub my stomach against it.

By the way, I am actually reading every word I am writing here to myself and Mattias, and I can only speak for my self but I find this text really boring in English. Gasp.

THEN we shopped! It was awesome! I bought Frank Millers Batman novel 1, and novel 2. Then i bought the first season of batman the animated series, batman cartoon movie, back to the future trilogy, harold and kumar movie, a hat, elmo t shirt, domo t shirt, a junkie shirt i bought from a junkie and some other small items. Im almost broke.

And, just so you all know and can be happy for it, I flipped off Nicolas Cage at the Madame Tussauds. HAHAHHAHAHHAHA HOOORAY YOU BACKSLICKED BASTARD. I need sleep, gnight.